Mark is a solitary man, happiest within the confines of his own head. He is also on the run… from just about everything. When he sets out in an old VW on a journey of discovery to the Orkney Isles, it is almost inevitable that he will not arrive.
Set in rural Perthshire, this gentle contemporary yarn is a lot more than just about making hay while the sun shines.
There’s a fair bit about porridge too – and music and romance and revenge and death and guns and power and campervans and pieces and jam and mince and tatties and a cat, an artist, a farmer and over a thousand bales of hay and several black puddings.
Set in rural Perthshire, this gentle contemporary yarn is a lot more than just about making hay while the sun shines.
There’s a fair bit about porridge too – and music and romance and revenge and death and guns and power and campervans and pieces and jam and mince and tatties and a cat, an artist, a farmer and over a thousand bales of hay and several black puddings.
Look out, look out the Bird Flu will get you!
One man’s attempt to escape the virus. But just what could possibly happen to anyone locked in a garden shed?
Armed with only a Swiss Army Knife, some bananas, a supply of porridge and a clean pair of pants the hero embarks on a voyage of discovery. Self discovery and the discovery of other people and other things. All sorts of discoveries really, but not The Discovery Channel or that off-road vehicle, the Landrover Discovery which is too big, or that marvellous ship near the railway station in Dundee.
This is a thoroughly recommended, hilarious account of sixty days in a shed and is a “must read” for sheddists and non-sheddists alike.
One man’s attempt to escape the virus. But just what could possibly happen to anyone locked in a garden shed?
Armed with only a Swiss Army Knife, some bananas, a supply of porridge and a clean pair of pants the hero embarks on a voyage of discovery. Self discovery and the discovery of other people and other things. All sorts of discoveries really, but not The Discovery Channel or that off-road vehicle, the Landrover Discovery which is too big, or that marvellous ship near the railway station in Dundee.
This is a thoroughly recommended, hilarious account of sixty days in a shed and is a “must read” for sheddists and non-sheddists alike.
"The Birnam Oak is falling down and I want to help the humans decide what
to do."
"The what's falling down?"
"The Birnam Oak," repeated Benni, "it's a tree..."
to do."
"The what's falling down?"
"The Birnam Oak," repeated Benni, "it's a tree..."
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Bob takes to the shed again with only a supply of bananas and a clean pair of pants. Heartland FM are currently broadcasting the series. Catch up on the podcasts here